Sometimes I see straight women posting and I’m like hmmm okay I can see why some straight men are driven insane without necessarily being like Andrew Tate psychos
Oh there’s so many of these
The feminine trait of *checks notes* wanting to stay hydrated
… And you hid it in the tags ?
We have GOT to keep making fun of cis women who act like this. It’s the only way we can move forward
Things Tumblr needs: unlimited asks, +500kb gif size, more photosets layouts, chance to tag hyphens, chance to USE hyphens in urls without tricks, replies notifications, instant messaging, option to know when someone’s online
Things Karp gives us: fanmail
this post from early 2012 is a remarkable artifact, since almost all these features have since been introduced, and even people who were here for it barely remember fanmail
If anyone’s wondering what’s going on in the uk right now, a guy just escaped from a high security prison by DRESSING UP AS A KITCHEN CHEF AND CLINGING TO THE BOTTOM OF A FOOD VAN LIKE SOMETHING OUT OF A GOD DAMN KIDS FILM AND THEY STILL HAVENT FOUND HIM AFTER OVER 24 HOURS…
The bbc have said “Sources suggest that this was an orchestrated escape rather than an opportunistic one” OF COURSE IT WAS PLANNED GUYS THE MAN HAD A SILLY LITTLE COSTUME AND AN AUSTIN POWERS STYLE GETAWAY
You know, I can roll my eyes at burners just as much as the next person but a lot of takes that I’m seeing about burning man make it really, really clear that we need to introduce a lot more people to both autonomous zones and doing drugs with so many people that there literally aren’t enough cops in the state to enforce the laws against you.
